ΜΠΑΙΝΕΙ ΕΝΑΣ ΣΤΟ ΒΙΒΛΙΟΠΩΛΕΙΟ και ΛΕΕΙ:
- ΘΕΛΩ ΤΟ ΒΙΒΛΙΟ "ΑΠΟΕΛ ΘΡΥΛΟΣ ΠΡΩΤΑΘΛΗΜΑ"
ΛΕΕΙ Ο ΠΩΛΗΤΗΣ:
- "ΣΥΓΝΩΜΗ ΚΥΡΙΕ ΔΕΝ ΠΟΥΛΑΜΕ ΠΑΡΑΜΥΘΙΑ" ...

Jini: Ti euxi thelis na sou prarmatopiiso?
Apoelistas: Na zontanepsis tin makarismeni tin giagia mou
Jini: Ine adinaton na pragmatopiiso tetia euxi. Zita kati pio efkolo
Apoelistas: Na piasi to Apoel to Protothima!
Jini: Pos lene tin giagia sou?

- Ti kani enas Apoelistas otan piani protathima?
- Sbini to X-Box ke pai gia ipno!

- Why do APOEL fans carry lighters round with them?
- Because they lose all their matches!

- What tea do APOEL fans drink?
- PenalTea!

- What's the difference between an APOEL fan and a broken clock?
- Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

- What is the difference between a battery and an APOEL fan?
- A battery has a positive side (+)